funky doodle noodle

verb; to have sexual intercourse

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?

by banana721 February 28, 2009

Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.

That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.

by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011

thats the way the noodle fell

It just happened.

I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.

by dnaleromj December 1, 2016

flip a noodle on my Mac

another term for masturbation

After a long day at work, I am going to go home and flip a noodle on my Mac to some porn.

by noodlelover420 October 12, 2019

Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.

Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"

by The Cap N' April 13, 2021

Best Ramen Noodle Maker

It is a person who has defined the skill of cooking the ramen noodle. Years of practice and true grace allows this person to call themselves the best ramen noodle maker

Bryan is a guru of ramen noodles; he is the best ramen noodle maker.

by -the mom January 8, 2013

forty wacks with a wet noodle

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

by Frisko316 May 24, 2003