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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Square

Slang term for the act of killing someone and slashing the body, in literature/entertainment
Person 1: Freddy and Jason squared some teenagers last week!
Person 2: that's scary, do you think they'll square us next?
by Sssssssssssa November 11, 2021
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Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half
"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."
by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017
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Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.
Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!
by Mgamerz June 23, 2010
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wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
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