Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
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Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
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*Guy 1 has water pockets*
Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*
Guy 2: Eww water pockets
Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.
*Guy 1 has water pockets*
Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*
Guy 2: Eww water pockets
Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.
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