Pocket Weight

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).

"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."

by ViatheV June 21, 2011

Pebble pockets

The itty bitty titty committee’s version of the boulder holder. A bra for small chested women.

Sarah proceeded to buy several new pebble pockets at Victoria’s Secret.

by Otto Rocket 5521 November 1, 2021

pocket bunch

The biggest thing ever in the whole wide Galaxy

I love u more then a pocket bunch

by Dai.dai6392 May 15, 2016

Plumber's Pocket

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.

Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."

by ENGL346 March 21, 2013

Pockets on emp

When your broke, ain't got no cash on your ass, have no money.

Aye you gotta dollar?...my pockets on emp rn.

by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 28, 2021

jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.

How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013