Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.
That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.
by MastadonWeindog April 26, 2011
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funky doodle noodle

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?
by banana721 March 01, 2009
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Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.
Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"
by The Cap N' April 13, 2021
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I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.
by dnaleromj December 01, 2016
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Best Ramen Noodle Maker

It is a person who has defined the skill of cooking the ramen noodle. Years of practice and true grace allows this person to call themselves the best ramen noodle maker
Bryan is a guru of ramen noodles; he is the best ramen noodle maker.
by -the mom January 08, 2013
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flip a noodle on my Mac

After a long day at work, I am going to go home and flip a noodle on my Mac to some porn.
by noodlelover420 October 12, 2019
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A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.
Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.
by Frisko316 May 25, 2003
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