big simp

doris

doris is a big simp

by sonic the frog October 11, 2021

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021

Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

Biggest simp

Will Smith

Who’s the 2nd biggest simp in the world?
Idk but Will Smith is definitely the “biggest simp”

by Dizzynikki February 23, 2023

Death By Simp

When a man loses his life at the hands of another man all behind a woman. In most cases the woman instigated the altercation. This term was coined and is frequently used by Coach Greg Adams.

Chad was attacked and shot by his ex-wife's new boyfriend at the custody exchange. Chad is the latest victim of death by simp.

by RNHere August 12, 2022

Kaeya Simp

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022