National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

National grope month

Grope whoever’s ass or tits you want with or without clothes.

Girl: can I get a hug?

Guy: sure.

Girl: *Slides hands down guys pants*

Happy national grope month

by DaddySnow November 10, 2021

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass

Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS

by Maker of words. November 18, 2021

National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Honkie of the Month

When a honkie of the household goes above and beyond.

Oh, look Joe is honkie of the month.

by iibraxton September 28, 2021