May 28

The people born may 28 says are the cutest and miste fashion knowing. They are also known to be very attractive. They are very nice to people around them. They are okay in school. It’s good to be born in may 28 I think!

Bro it’s may 28 the best day to be born in!

by Hejhoppsanfallerallera February 14, 2021

May 6-7

Text freaky things to somebody till midnight whatever happens in the messages stays in the messages

Girl:You so fineee

Boy: what?
Girl: May 6-7 is freak day

by _emma May 6, 2021

may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

May 7th

National kiss someone named John day.

Friend 1- "Is that John?"
Friend 2- "Yea."
Friend 1- "Bet, I'm finna kiss him, on the lips. It's May 7th."

by monkeymanbelike October 28, 2019

May 9th

May 9th is an epic and adventurous day. What else but National Deeds Day! Otherwise known as N.D.D, National Deeds day is the day where if you have a spouse, (and frankly, even if you don't) you get deeds from them all day long! Hurray N.D.D!

Kaela: Hey Shanna today is our favorite day!
Shanna: What do you mean, Kaela?
Kaela: It's May 9th! Ya know, N.D.D!?
Shanna: OH! National Deeds Day! Wow,I'm psyched!

by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaela May 4, 2009

May 6

May 6th is the day you send a tit pic to someone you normally wouldn't! Get out there and show off what you got!

Yo, its may 6th, ice always wanted to see your boobs!

by BigBadWildCat May 6, 2019

May 4th.

May 4th. is slap someone's butt day where you slap whoever's butt you want and not get in trouble! Whether it be a jiggly butt, a soft butt or a hard butt, ANY BUTT COUNTS!
Share to your friends and family so everyone will know!

Rose: *slaps Mark's butt*
Mark: Ouch! What's that for?
Rose: It's National Slap Butt day.
Mark: Oh! I didn't know it was May 4th.!

by lana26 October 21, 2019