Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

A condition or affliction pertaining to mild retardation. This condition is often synonymous with an ineptitude to perform menial and mundane tasks such as ‘scanning’ or ‘binding’. Sufferers of this condition often have a beard – See ‘Weirdy with a Beardy’.

Awww man, I feel like such a Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

by Alf 'Flaming Mongrel' Stewart October 31, 2011

Ugly Matt Damon

Ugly Matt Damon - Looking similar to Matt Damon's ugly brother or cousin.

Damn Barnes, you look like an Ugly Matt Damon.

by He's a guy December 8, 2012

Pullin a Matt Jones

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

by DMSDad July 17, 2011

Matt Harg

An person who butts into your conversation without permission.

Go away, stop being a Matt Harg

by JB//// March 6, 2016

Matt Rizzo

A kid who has a big ass penis and likes blondes that’s from New York

“MATT RIZZO HAS A BIG PENIS”

by BlackInTheNight January 31, 2021

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

to pull a Matt S

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.

I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005