Lara Martin

Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.

I'm so glad i have a Lara Martin as a friend, she is all i could ask for in a friend.

by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011

martin luthered

Basically hooding someone, not much more than that.

Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!

by Sencic May 27, 2018

Martin Test

A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"

I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded

by IN-Sohn November 7, 2019

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Stuthi Martin

A goddess in the form of the most beautiful being in The World, also my future wife!

Stuthi Martin is the love of my life.

by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024