Knocka

The most beatiful, awesome, intelligent girl in the world. Also known as Anneke. Even though she smells....like cat food...but at least cats like her.

"Where's my KNOCKA???"
"I love Knocka because she kicks ass"
"Knocka is the love of my life...I love you Knocka!"

by Sam and Katie aka Knocka lovers November 18, 2004

slobber knockers

The tats located on the midsection of a female which are frequently stared at by men.

Jenny had huge slobber knockers that Dave frequently stared at.

by Winston Carlana October 10, 2005

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Tommy Knocker

an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls

Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

knockin' on heaven's door

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.

Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."

by Das Juden December 6, 2006

knockits

knockits are a combination of the words knockers and tits shouted whilst highly aroused.

titsknockersknockitsbangersjugsboobstittysmilk shakers

by cannock granty January 19, 2010

Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

by boblmao2 August 1, 2009