by gortking420 April 3, 2009
Get the gort kingmug. A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.
As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.
This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.
status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN
1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women
1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status
king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN
1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:
1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.
As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.
This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.
status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN
1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women
1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status
king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN
1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:
1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.
"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
Get the status kingmug. Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka
by Kosher king12 August 23, 2011
Get the Kosher Kingmug. The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
Get the Sacramento Kingsmug. The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011
Get the Larry Kingedmug. A Very hypocritic person, that should practice what they preach and stop preying on little boys. Pedophile. A person with absolutely no life so at 46 years old he is forced to have what he thinks is a life online, playing games he'll never be good at. Don't piss him off by having an opinion - he'll ban you - typical hypocrit move. His son, usually a prince, will look like a real life picaso, nasty!! He will be pathetic and will think of himself as cool by using words like; pwned(owned), banhammer, fail, etc. He will make up words like "kahunastrator" in a failed attempt to be witty.
He will hold grudges on things he knows nothing about and problems that he caused in the first place. This will force him to have terror struck into his life by people he doesn't know, and they'll never stop.
He will hold grudges on things he knows nothing about and problems that he caused in the first place. This will force him to have terror struck into his life by people he doesn't know, and they'll never stop.
by Jesus Christy January 15, 2008
Get the king kahunamug.