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July 16

We don't get recognized enough, Scene Kid/Goth Kid/Emo Kid S3lf-H4rm awareness day (and my birthday happy birthday to me)
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July 16, Scene kid/goth kid/emo kid SH awareness day!
by Goofy Scene Kid (Travis) April 29, 2023
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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Pull a Julie

Guy1: "do a shot bro1"
Guy2:"I can't, I need to drive"
Guy1:"come on, don't pull a Julie on me"
by JullieDetector December 6, 2019
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July 25th

National slap your aunt day
*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th
by cherriPOP July 24, 2021
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July 26

Girl 1: Damn Tomorrow I have to do what My bf wants cause it’s July 26
by Sm10/6 July 25, 2023
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July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out even if you're not part of LGBTQ+

And if you don't karma would hunt you
Emma-lets go out today is July 21
Paige-ok
by Yeulynlira20 July 2, 2021
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July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.
Im so happy that it is July Third today.
by Max fan. October 17, 2019
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