Jordan Scott Hebert

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

by Reester September 30, 2009

lebron vs jordan

The GOAT himself from Akron Ohio, 10 straight finals runs, on every all time stat list, 4 time nba champion (soon to be 5), still top of the league at 37, it’s lebron james. Then there’s some bald loser who got cut from high school basketball team and soon to be irrelevant after lebron wins another ring, it’s michael “crying” jordan.

You guys are debating lebron vs jordan ?! There’s nothing to debate everyone knows who’s better lebron 😂.

by Hibdhsbbs July 12, 2022

jordans worst nightmare

the feeling after you penetrate a nigerians lips and are blessed with HIV

jordans worst nightmare z***e

by stefan condello May 21, 2011

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive."

by stierney May 13, 2005

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018

jordan kennedy

gayest guy ever (i think its a guy) rocket boy

hey did you here the guys at the space station banging

no it must have been rocket boy

oh yea totaly jordan kennedy

by jordan the rocket boy August 11, 2012

Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021