Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
Get the Jizz Feetmug. It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021
Get the The jezza jizzmug. Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....
by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020
Get the Jizz Lordmug. A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).
I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.
Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.
She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!
The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.
Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.
She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!
The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
by jizzwig romeo November 30, 2013
Get the jizz wigmug. by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019
Get the Jizz jetwaymug. Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011
Get the Chick Jizzmug. A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010
Get the Jizz Packetmug.