Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

jew saver

kule chitty number 74 killed all the natzis and killed every jew what a man

i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver

by jew savour May 13, 2021

party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.

Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?

by lit!!! November 12, 2017

jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.

Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.

by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017

Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source

Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft

by megaman9000 May 19, 2011

A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.

You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!

by Dbs310 December 7, 2021