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Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.
Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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Jew Jugs

Massive Jewish female tits to compliment the massive Jewish female nose.
Hey man did you see those Jew Jugs!?
by analblasphemy October 3, 2023
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net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017
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A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.
You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
by Dbs310 December 7, 2021
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soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
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Klondike Jew

A Jewish person that resides within the Dominion of Canada.
...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!
by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015
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jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
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