A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the Coffeecrack jewmug. Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.
by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013
Get the Jew coatmug. 
A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
Get the Obvious Jewmug. The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
Get the jew satchelmug. You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
by Dbs310 December 7, 2021
Get the A Jew Movemug. a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
Get the soft jewmug.