by hype boy September 7, 2022
Get the new jeansmug. A 5 member girl group in South Korea that is part of hybe labels, are known for young age and amazing songs YOULL FALL IN LOVE WITH FR— New Jeans songs are: OMG; Ditto; Cookie (debut); Attention; Hype Boy; Zero (Coke Ad); and also covered the song tell me by Wonder Girls!!
by Slayqueen💅💅 May 11, 2023
Get the New Jeansmug. Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
Get the Salem Ass Jeansmug. adj.: The semi-opposite of a "Plain Jane"
an extraordinary, cute but not hot, girl-next-door who is actually a fierce lioness.
she knows what she's doing without making a plan; she knows exactly what she doesn't want, which informs her of what she does want; and she has specific reasons for everything. a girl who can rise to the top, but pulls others up with her. extremely innovative and always the "idea man".
an extraordinary, cute but not hot, girl-next-door who is actually a fierce lioness.
she knows what she's doing without making a plan; she knows exactly what she doesn't want, which informs her of what she does want; and she has specific reasons for everything. a girl who can rise to the top, but pulls others up with her. extremely innovative and always the "idea man".
by Jedi Rebelle June 2, 2022
Get the Plain Jeanmug. by M. Valis November 23, 2021
Get the Jean-Françoismug. You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Jeansmug. He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s
by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021
Get the Jean Polmug.