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Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
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Jess

Jess is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Hiiiigirl895 March 30, 2021
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Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.
man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up
by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021
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Jesse

A male with a penis that is bigger than most continents and is a extremely funny person who everyone loves,if you don't love him as a person then you are fucked up Jesse is a calm person to most person on the outside but on the inside he can get extreme rage that he will boost his Speed, Strength Endurance
Girl 1: That boy named Jesse is cute should I ask him out?
Girl 2: Watch out he will fuck you so hard you can't even walk
by aPriestAmongBoys April 6, 2021
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Jess Gray

Sexiest girl out there. Good at anything especially head. Personally you should get yourself a Jess Gray because theyre so amazing. Best girls out there.
Did you see Jess Gray today?, She looked stunning
by SHODHDKDJSJJDJFIDI May 20, 2021
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Jesse

The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself
Omg Jesse is so amazing ima give him head
by Big nugga May 26, 2021
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Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.
What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.
by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021
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