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jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
by Holiday one March 8, 2017
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Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas
Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt
by Thomassruth0825 May 6, 2018
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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020
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Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew
Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money
by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022
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jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017
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party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.
Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?
by lit!!! November 12, 2017
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Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source
Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft
by megaman9000 May 19, 2011
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