Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.

Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.

by SwingingGuru June 20, 2013

Irish Vocabulary

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.

Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!

by 1337 Silverland December 30, 2010

Irish Hershey Fountain

When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.

"I just partook in a lovely Irish Hershey Fountain this fine eve. Now I must brush my teeth."

by Its been done December 9, 2008

Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.

Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.

by PotatoFace June 23, 2012

Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work

Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator

by panda cornflakes January 10, 2011