A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by rman1201 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021
Get the historymug. by maa107 February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 2, 2024
Get the guy named Mr. Smith as a history teachermug. Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
Get the History's Hemorrhoidmug. My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
Get the ain'tient historymug.