history lizard

Dinosaur

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.

by Smaughlin August 28, 2021

history

history means its happened in the past not the future or the present

bob says 'I hate you but that's history now so id care ' jhon then says it is history

by trashcan123 June 20, 2021

Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.

My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021

history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.

When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.

by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012

Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 November 29, 2011

writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

by wallis92 July 17, 2017