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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!
by cypress_valley October 31, 2021
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Aand Forces of Pakistan

A nickname for Pakistan’s official armed forces, derived from the Hindi slang “aand” (testicles).Pakistanis use this name during conversations.
Hey! Did you know that 93000 Aand Forces of Pakistan soldiers surrendered in 1971 war with India?
by fallendevotee May 12, 2025
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Brute Force Cleaning

Brute force cleaning is the act cleaning something by using nothing more than paper towels and all your might.

Originally coined by Calliope Mori from Hololive English on Dec 6, 2021 during her cooking stream
Now, I'm going to do what's called a Brute Force Cleaning which involves a lot of paper towels.

I'm gonna brute force clean this !
by MainGoldDragon December 8, 2021
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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Forced Social Interaction

When you get added to a random group chat which 2 or other people and they try to talk to you, usually use the words like hey or hi or nora
Person 1: Hey There
Person 2: This is forced social interaction
Person 2: Forced Social Interaction is not a Joke
Person 3: Nora
by Epsom-Printed November 5, 2019
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