Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl

Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday

by bigboyDonger June 3, 2018

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason

He is martindale evan

by 12554357664 June 5, 2018

Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

by KlausMik August 9, 2022

Evan McCormick

A kid with an extreme addiction to cars and camera.

Evan McCormick is a cool kids club member.

by Dat Mano August 13, 2022

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022

Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

by peachypie98 September 2, 2022