Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels

Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy

by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

Ed-Athina

He's the perfect combination between Ed and Athina. He's a boy and a clown. Love making happy people even when is not happy. A visionary and smart person. Love food and being generous. The friend and boyfriend that everybody wants.

Ed-Athina (Ed or Athina) I invite you for a coffee and I pay.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.

by Nobodylnosme November 21, 2021

Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

Larry C-ed

To be shocked or confused over something found on Urban Dictionary

I was Larry C-ed when I found out what a Hot Karl is.

by AnabolicCaveMan May 18, 2010

Eds

Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality

Eds is such a dynamic person

by Professor_Resilience December 26, 2021

Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"

by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025