evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan sheeran

A absolute unit and known dangerous roadman

Bro that drilla is such an Evan sheeran

by A literal wagon June 24, 2021

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

by Secret Agent Randy Beans May 28, 2018

Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019

Evan at night

A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.

I would despise to be Evan at night

by Fatbrat8 September 11, 2021