donut queen

A woman who will eat donuts off your boner.
Chloe Roma 2022, 2023

I’m still waiting for my donut queen.
Friend: Who isn’t?!!?

by Professor Dweebison May 24, 2024

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

Glazed donut

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩

I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut

by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.

Siphora is a donut.

by Cillian October 7, 2019

Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.

Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH

by Dtreeman January 29, 2022

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023