Sleep Depression 

just depressed when you asleep yo

Omg I went to bed last night and had sleep depression

Sleep Depression by Bold-Pear904 September 5, 2019

Trendy depression 

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

Trendy depression by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Gamer depression 

When you can't find any new fun games to play and therefore you just sit on your computer doing stuff like watching youtube while browsing for new games you can play. Mostly occurs during holidays

Ah, man. There's nothing to play, I'm so bored, I think I got the gamer depression

Gamer depression by ChangHongChing2002 February 24, 2020

The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with

Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?

The Depression Trifecta by Dustin69 September 18, 2020

Bill Depression 

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Bill Debroungh because he's a fictional character It

I watch IT and I see Bill and now I have Bill Depression

Bill Depression by adetozier January 6, 2021

Finn Depression 

the feeling when you are so utterly in love with Finn and you obsess over his looks and kindness and his funniness you realise he has no idea who you are and The only way you will ever mean something to him is when you dream

All these Finn Edits And TikTok videos are giving me Finn depression

Finn Depression by Finnie135 January 16, 2021

mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work

“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

mathswatch depression by Mr Manns bald spot February 1, 2021