Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

by JLammers February 19, 2023

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Crabs

Balls

Wonderous Crabs sweat!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019