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Cowboy Iced Tea

When you find a barrel racer that’s been drinking whiskey all night and have her piss in your mouth.
That guy loves cowboy iced teas. I saw a chick pissing in his mouth last night.
by TitSlayerSTX345 March 6, 2026
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Cowboy Caviar

The combination of semen, beans, and feces that came out of Jack Twist once Ennis was done.
Ennis didn't even use lube, but the smell of that cowboy caviar made it impossible to quit me.
by ViolettaValkyrie October 28, 2025
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Cowboy Cookie

1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.

2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.
Did you try Mariah’s/ Mike’s Cowboy Cookie? Best strain yet.
by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026
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dangerous cowboy

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.
i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.
by bellzzzz October 27, 2009
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Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.
Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.
by farthole November 9, 2012
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Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014
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