When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her
When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
by sixpence796 March 9, 2020
Get the Cousin Itmug. Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.
by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014
Get the Cousinmug. 
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousinmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousinmug. Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024
Get the Little Cousin at the Party Syndromemug.