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Post Christmas Green

The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.
"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"

"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"
by name that hasnt been used December 28, 2009
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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008
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Low-Income-Christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"
by SnobSnob January 3, 2010
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Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.
You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Christmas Pub Wankers

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers
by Lenny watson September 19, 2018
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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
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