ho cheese

See STD.

Used to insinuate someone may or has an STD.

1) I bet she has all kinds of ho cheese.

2) Did you hear he picked up some ho cheese in Mexico?

by o07ben January 17, 2008

cheese-cap

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.

You just got cheese-capped.

by TheToby April 26, 2010

Alabama Cheese

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.

I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.

by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017

cheese slap

got slapped with cheese

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP

by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014