Cheeking

The act of smuggling drugs via your ass hole... Suck it kirstin

Hey goodmorning kirstin, how did you get all that vodka in here?... did you cheek it??... yes alex, cheeking it is exactly what I did

by Buzzbuzzmuthafcka June 14, 2018

deep cheek

When a man’s penis is only long enough to reach the inner cheeks during oral sex.

Alternative to deep throating.

Lo: “He was too small to reach my throat.”
Kat: “So you just deep cheeked him?”

by garbagekat November 14, 2017

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

beef cheeks on the chin

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.

"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"

by TheRealFakeGary June 24, 2020

Cheeks

The word "cheeks" or the phrase "that's cheeks" is used to describe something that is really bad. It is a version of saying "that's ass", as instead of saying that, one could say the phrase "that's ass cheeks" and shorten it to either "cheeks" or "that's cheeks". This is typically used in New York or the Northeast U.S.

Person A: "Man, my boss just scheduled me for a double even though I was supposed to be off this weekend."
Person B: "Dude that's cheeks"/"cheeks"

by mmmyummmmmhmmmmm September 1, 2022

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020