bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

by Crackface August 2, 2007

Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

princess cake

1. A kind of soft moist cake

2. Bart Simpson's new nickname in the episode where he has tea with his mom

3. A nickname for anyone who seems like a fag

1. That princess cake was delicious

2. Hey princess cake, do you want some princess cake?

3. That guy is total princess cake

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.

Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.

by zunit469 July 31, 2014

Guap Cake

When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.

Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.

by Chico_2_infinity January 3, 2018

Cake Decorator

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

by WizardofWord September 1, 2022