Cum Knuckling

Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.

This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

-or-

I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?

Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.

by Slacks.Hoxsie February 16, 2009

cum dj

The act of jerking off while in a bath. Then having to splash away the cum throughout the remainder of the bath like a cum dj.

Last night I had a nice glass of wine and then became a cum dj for a while.

by LonelyCatLover55 January 21, 2019

Egg Cum

Egg Cum is the clear/white runny liquid of an egg that shares the same look and consistency of semen. This is especially apparent in an under-cooked or over-easy egg.

Egg Cum will splooge everywhere if you do not cook your egg thoroughly.

by GIZMOSPAZZ October 20, 2013

cum cushion

1. a stuffed animal a man uses to blow his load.

2. a slutty girl who's only good for one thing...

1. I dunno man, I wouldn't nuzzle with Rob's teddy bear. I'm sure he cum cushioned that earlier today

2. That girl at the party last night is such a cum cushion. I heard that she slept with the whole football team.

by stripparella February 22, 2009

Cum relay

The passing of spunk between different receptacles, orifices and people.

Basically, I spunked in her, sucked it out, spat it into her mouth and she gave a spit shot to her mate next to us who swallowed it in the home straight of a cum relay..

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

by kvixen October 3, 2011

cum rush

It's a buzz a cocksucker gets after swallowing a load of cum, esp. a big load or several in a row. Attributed to the testosterone level in the cum, varies per load and/or dude getting blown. Some cocksuckers become addicted to the feeling.

A: I had a cum rush all night long from that load you shot down my throat last night.

B: Told you it was worth it.

A: When you want to get together again?

B: This is just between us, cool?

by FlashpointDFW February 5, 2010