A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
by bossonvacation January 15, 2018
Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
When your grade for a class is right in the middle of two letter grades, so your final grade isn't going to move you up or down a letter grade, so you just draw a christmas tree on the scantron.
Joe: "Did you study for the math final?"
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'
by barbq ur mom December 16, 2015
The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"
by SnobSnob January 03, 2010
i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.
by german fuel June 16, 2018
The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.
"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"
"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"
"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"
by name that hasnt been used December 29, 2009