Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian Strap Lock

The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out

Especially common with hardcore bands

Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead

by Krazy_karl 23 January 28, 2013

Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.

Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.

by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022

Canadian Snow Cone

When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.

Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.

by Bovascochaville January 11, 2021

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.

Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?

by Atlanta-Canadian group chatter May 6, 2018

canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014