Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.

She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!

by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024

Trump breakfast

Where Trump fucks a whole country

When Trump breakfast is the best.

by Gay173 November 3, 2020

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

by Tdar69 September 18, 2017