Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

by milkfirst January 20, 2020

person 1: i can’t decide who the greatest boomer is!
Person 2: obviously it’s the boomer queen, Jacob Watson!
Person 2: obviously it’s the boomer queen, Jacob Watson!
by young gen c November 4, 2019

When a boomer (especially a man) has grown attached the brainrot around politics and chatGPT, so attached that they don’t have the capacity to engage in anything without bringing one of these things up
Non-boomer: hey dad, it’s good to see you it’s been a while!
Boomer: it’s all thanks to trumps America
Non-boomer: dad, you have boomer brainrot
Boomer: it’s all thanks to trumps America
Non-boomer: dad, you have boomer brainrot
by Chud wozniac July 17, 2025

when a baby boomer makes a solid point and a dumbfuck gen z has nothing to say in defense, they say "ok boomer"
this phrase also marks the peak of the generation z ignorance
this phrase also marks the peak of the generation z ignorance
boomer: My generation went to war, your generation can't even decide what their gender is.
gen z retard: ok boomer
gen z retard: ok boomer
by boobmuffin November 15, 2019
