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Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.
Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.
by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024
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bloody meatball

When you go balls deep in a girl during her period and your balls get bloody. Then making her suck the blood off.
Damn she was like a vampire after she sucked my bloody meatball.
by White Iverson 2.0 August 2, 2016
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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋
by Stegner February 18, 2024
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poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 March 6, 2014
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bloody romance

Not being afraid to get their hands bloody for there lover/lovers.
“I’m a bloody romance sort of person.”
by Gaming2467 July 20, 2023
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bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding
She hit me and bloodied my nose.
by Roxrad April 24, 2018
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Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job
by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018
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