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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Beaver Hut

Noun; A description of a woman’s Ass.
by Nawdawg January 24, 2022
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Mama Beaver

Mama Beaver is a form of lifestyle. Mama beaver is getting black out drunk in Barcelona with hot Spanish men cavorting on you while ur so thin because of all the ozempic you're on. Mama Beaver most often goes hand in hand with Brat Summer, however they are inherently different.
OMG! You got so drunk last night u started scissoring the DJ in his booth while getting backshots from a drag queen who was on MDMA. MAMA BEAVER!!!
by Gagamortis August 22, 2024
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Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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Beaver

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Godking444777 is a sneaky beaver
by Beaver vs Vampires August 28, 2022
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beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.
Ex : His beaver vision is on.

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by Misschevious August 9, 2015
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heinous beaver

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.
by Dolly Dill April 19, 2018
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