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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018
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Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.
Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"
by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018
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Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.
"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."
by Timothius91 October 23, 2008
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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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