Banute Beaver

A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.

Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.

by banutehaha June 18, 2018

Beaver

Its a animal

Yesterday I saw a beaver building a dam

by Someone For Sure July 5, 2018

Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt

Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard

by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 8, 2018

Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018

Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.

Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...

by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019

Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019