A man so weak that his arms literally look like malnourished, out of date, shriveled up sticks of peperami. You all know him, the guy who pays the PT in the gym and lifts those miniature girl weights, eats chicken dippers at 10am every day thinking he's making gains when actually all he's doing is pooping those gains right out.
That guy from the gym Adam B, look at how puny his arms are, i've seen more muscle on a tad pole. If there was a international competition he would be the Mr Olympia of peperami arms.
by bluemaniac September 16, 2019
An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 08, 2024
When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
by Matty bolonese January 20, 2022
Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
by cookieloverdiabetes September 21, 2020
When one arm is a lot darker in shade than the other because of the effects of sun. Caused by one arm constantly hanging out of the car window.
#1 "Hey you look weird. Why is one arm so dark and one white?"
#2 "I suffer from reps arm because I drive a lot"
#1 "Then you need to lie on that side all the time on your holiday mate!"
#2 "I suffer from reps arm because I drive a lot"
#1 "Then you need to lie on that side all the time on your holiday mate!"
by migrosmarket June 27, 2013
In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps July 16, 2017