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Asshole Angels

A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.

Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
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crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect
her ass was crafted by angels man!
by louster? December 10, 2009
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angel lopez

He's kinda rude ngl but he's sweet and I love him. I love talking to him and i actually find myself talking to him more than anyone. I feel like I can talk to him about anything or just tell him random things he wouldn’t understand. He’s pretty dumb too but I’m kinda glad I can be the one to help him. Even just him doing something makes me excited and makes me happy and smile:) Hes also rlly cute and adorable. He looks cute laughing too. I wish I wouldn’t get nervous every time im around him. But I OVER GROW THAT FEAR AND TALK TO HIM. I also like hugging him, it’s nice to just be with him in general. I hope i can do everything to make him happier and make his days better. I hope i can be enough for him and I hope he realizes how much he means to me. He’s the guy I would honestly do anything for. I'm most definitely in love with him.
I love angel Lopez, he's mine🙏🙏
by mylittlepony2.0 February 20, 2022
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angle angel

A girl that looks attractive in photos due to the angle the photo is taken at, but is ugly in person.
I met her on Instagram then in person, she's definitely an angle angel.
by Intent September 29, 2015
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Angelic Yield

A growing Tiktok trend that was created in response to the recent "devious lick" challenge, which involved stealing soap dispensers, toilet paper holders, and even sometimes entire stall doors, from public schools. Tiktok noticed the content pretty soon, and every existing post, and any future posts, were banned. Theft is illegal. Theft on a certain scale is a felony. The "angelic yield" challenge seeks to "rebel" against this theft by putting things IN bathrooms instead of taking things OUT. Sometimes kids would put mini-fridges, money, snacks, and even TCL Roku TV's in public school bathrooms. Funny how Tiktok is sometimes a force for good.
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, have you heard about that new Tiktok trend?"
Person 2: "Yeah Person 1, seems this "angelic yields" thing is really taking off!"
by PTRS-41 Anti-Tank Rifle October 11, 2021
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Angel lua

She is an amazing person who is easy to love. You wil get attached after a few days of knowing her. She is very protective, and so attractive. She has many people chasing after her. She’s gay. My gay. Lmao
Jessie: Hey do you know angel lua?
Savannah: Yeah i kinda have a crush on er.

Kareen: No way. I do.
Tanisha: Back off. Angel Lua’s Mine.
by Sadassbitch September 17, 2019
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Angel Scream

When you're having sex and just as the guy climax's, you grab his balls so he screams.
Hey, man! Why did you make me angel scream?!
by Lipstick Lullabie November 8, 2011
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