Alaskan Snow Cave

Where a man ejaculates (cums) inside of a women's vagina (pussy) during sex then the women sits or straddles the man's face while the man is laying down and performs Cunnilingus (oral sex on the women.

My girl gave me the Alaskan Snow cave last night

by diemsiedoodlecakes November 18, 2025

Alaskan ice grenade

When a male cums inside of a females anus grabs an ice cube shoves it in, and then blows in it. This will force the female to shoot out frozen cum like fragments of a grenade.

I asked a girl if I could show her an Alaskan ice grenade she said yes, but when I showed it to her halfway through the process it shot back up.

by Nuclearfart007 December 23, 2025

Alaskan Doohickey

An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.

Dude me and Jamal made an Alaskan Doohickey last night, you should make one some time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

alaskan bacon dragon

Romantic act, you chew up half a cookie and try to trick shot it into your partners mouth.

yo me and my girl alaskan bacon dragoned last night

by caplessbaconing January 4, 2026

Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.

“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine”

by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026

AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow

“I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole

by BiggusDickusJewBlackBalls January 26, 2026

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010