A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023
Get the key west breakfast mug.Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.
by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021
Get the Kei mug.When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017
Get the Spicy keys mug.by saratonin April 15, 2023
Get the KEI SI mug.After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.
Comes from the word keyed
Comes from the word keyed
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
Get the Keyed-board mug.by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018
Get the Keys mug.another way to say "kill yourself."
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024
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