soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.

This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.

by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money

Bernie Sanders is a net jew

by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017

Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.

A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.

by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017

jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.

Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.

by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017

party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.

Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?

by lit!!! November 12, 2017

Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas

Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt

by Thomassruth0825 May 6, 2018