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Box Job

A sexual act of using a box to pleasure someone(preferably a gushers box because it is the right size). You can use the box to give the person a hand job, you could use it as a dildo, you could jam it down the person's throat, or pretty much anything else that you can think of that is sick and messed up. Once the box has been completely destroyed by your sexual acts, it should resemble a sort of paste that you then continue on to use as lube.
I totally gave that chick a box job last night, but it was so intense that she died.
by Nich123 June 3, 2010
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towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.
Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.
by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008
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Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.
by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005
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cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is
When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"
by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 16, 2008
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ROM Job

1. A sexual encounter with a robot

2. Being molested by someone disguised as a robot
The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.
by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015
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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010
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Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 8, 2010
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