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Cocoon Job

A blowjob enhanced with the pleasure of a woman's silky long hair wrapped around the shaft of a mans cock during the action.
Crow - "dude, Tiffany wrapped her hair around my cock Last night and sucked me off like a champ."

Money maker mike - "yeah that's called a cocoon job, I had one 30 years ago."
by SmashKing January 7, 2015
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towel job

A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis.
Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.
by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008
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Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.
by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005
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cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is
When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"
by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 16, 2008
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Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 27, 2011
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bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack
Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever
by Killafox06 September 29, 2011
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